I got my copy of Reader’s Digest today (my dad bought a subscription years ago for Xmas for and keeps it renewed, love it!) and of course turned straight the joke sections. I love the real life stories, particularly the work place section. Here’s this month’s best story, hands down:

“You have to explain this to me,” I told the chef at our restaurant. The chalkboard read “Today’s Special: Broiled Snaper with 2 Peas.”
The chef laughed. “Yeah, I saw that the hostess had misspelled snapper too,” he said. “But she misunderstood me when I said, ‘The special has two p’s.’ “

HAHAHA – moron. :)